Your fintech horoscope
FinTech Futures’ very own Mystic Git outlines your futures.
Satire
More fintech words enter the dictionary
Neologisms include alcotoll, enterpainer and quizdain.
Fintech tour Heaven: holier than thou takes a bow
Onward, fintech soldiers, marching as to explore.
Fintech tour Hell: hot enough for you?
Better to reign in Hell than lose your verve in Heaven.
Fintech journalist shares pointless predictions for 2018
The catastrophic catalogue of conjectures.
UK start-up secures inevitable Hollywood movie sequel
With unerring predictability, the Hollywood movie machine has churned out a sequel for the energetic and eventful life story of a UK-based payments start-up. As reported in May, the rise of Charon Ferries, the creation of the husband and wife team of Michelle and Mark Morrison (who have defied all known laws of the universe […]
Fintech firms unrelated to acquisition offer running commentary
For reasons that probably lie in the lack of a marketing and sales budget, the acquisition of payments provider Bantam Banana (don’t ask) by fintech behemoth Moby Trick (founded by Merman Helville) has prompted a flurry of comments from companies that have sweet F.A. to do with the event. Financial terms of the acquisition were […]
